Alex, 19, New England born & raised. Dave Matthews Band fanatic, skier, student, American Horror Story buff, cat lady.

sassyterrorist:

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

(via heart)

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1 day ago
parent:why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me:well they turned into a cunt
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1 day ago
chocomaniac-unicorn:

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say


i agree

chocomaniac-unicorn:

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

i agree

(Source: real-tweets, via demoralising)

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1 day ago

sorry:

I don’t even get to experience the friend-zone because nobody wants to be my friend

(via sorry)

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