Alex, 18, New England born & raised. Dave Matthews Band fanatic, skier, student, American Horror Story buff, cat lady.

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via wastelandescape)

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via eternallyobsessed)

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pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(via jo-ce)

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me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer, via seducemyymind)

i just need to get my shit together
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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via sparrowtops)

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